Had a telephone call from one of my sisters today, seems that Alan is in Hull, we know this because his mother got a bill this morning from one of the train companies, apparently Alan didn’t hitch it back to Hull, instead he made his way to Piccadilly train station hopped on a train without a ticket and waited until he got caught by the ticket collector and then provided his name and address and verified this with his Driving Licence and Passport, so now my sister/his mum has been landed with a £42 train charge ticket.

I’ve told her to not pay it and send it back explaining that he hasn’t lived there since before March and let the Police deal with it etc, or even better pay it and draw the money out of his account using his debit card, think that would surprise him when he finds he doesn’t have any money in his account the next time he tries to draw some out. . .  might teach the little git a lesson.

To think a couple of weeks ago I was feeling down because he’d gone and I felt as if I’d let him down, but as time passes I realise that I didn’t let Alan down, he let himself down and he’ll keep letting himself down until eventually he realises that it’s all his fault he’s in the mess he is and nobody else’s

Anyway enough about him his heroin habit for now