You’d be amazed the stories you find published on the internet, but not necessarily in the papers, here’s one of my favourites from today :

Mmmmm  the next time you fancy a . . . Kebab, think about what might have been going on around it

“LONDON (Reuters) – A man discovered making kebabs near a corpse has been banned from managing food businesses and fined 3,800 pounds, Wolverhampton City Council said Tuesday.

Jaswinder Singh, 45, was found by police making kebabs at Pappu Sweet Center and Catering in Wolverhampton in August in a kitchen where a dead man was lying on a sofa.

As well the corpse, the policeman discovered another man smoking and spitting repeatedly on the floor, while in a room near the kitchen, a defrosting chicken, oozing blood and juices, was covered with flies.”

What gets me about this story is that nobody noticed a dead guy while they were being served there Kebab, but then again most Kebabs are sold on Friday and Saturday nights when most of the recipients are either drunk or drugged up anyway, so even if they did see the guy laid on the sofa, they’d of probably just thought he’d had a skin full of beer to and was sleeping it off.

But even so how the hell does someone carry on serving food or doing anything with a dead body beside them ?

So when your next ordering a kebab just be sure theres no one dead nearby