Well Christmas is over and I’m back in work for 2 boring days, how exciting is that . . anyway Christmas was the usual rush of driving to my mothers for Christmas dinner then going out and getting pissed with all my old mates from back home, oh and did I get pissed or what. Did the Boxing Day Sales with my mother, which was quality time with her apart from when she spotted a bargain and then it was near impossible to get her attention until she’d bought it.

Suppose you would like to know what I got for X-mas then, well I got 2 x Shoes, 10 x Socks, 8 x Boxer shorts, 2 x Shirts, 1 x Trousers, 2 x Ties, 2 x CD’s, 200 x Benson and Hedges, 1 x Bombay Gin, �40 a shitty Secret Santa