So Secret Santa brought me a gift set containing 1 x Small Bottle of Warre’s Port and 1 x Set of Dominoe’s, now all I have to do is persuade one of the Office girls to have a game of Strip Dom’s and then get her pissed on my miniature bottle of Port and then job’s a good un . .

In other secret santa news JC in purchasing got a Draper Multi-Screwdriver, which he was obviously chuffed to bits to recieve seeing as we sell them here and whoever bought it, got it at cost price £2.30, which made them a saving of £2.70 on the supposed £5.00 they were supposed to spend on the Secret Santa…. anyway after investigation, we now know it was the Chairman who bought the item for JC, infact he did’nt actually buy it, he just told the Trade Counter to knock it off stock, so it did’nt even actually cost him anything . . . poor JC . .