Well I’d just been out having a ciggy in my 15 min break and as I’m walking back to the reception I notice a care parked up with a bloke in.

Anyway just presume its a client/customer about to visit the premises, so there i am walking into reception, anyways while waiting for the lift I realise I need to spend a penny and decide to use the toilet in reception, so grab the door handle and pull it open . . .  only to close it almost immediately when I discover a woman sat there having a pee/poo, apologising profusely as I close the door and explaining that the door was’nt locked.

Poor woman responds saying it was, anyway decide better scarper upstairs back to the office and pray to god she’s not come to see me.

Anyway wait about 10 mins and begin to realise that no-ones gone to reception to meet her, ask around if anyone’s got a client/customer waiting in reception, turns out nobody has.

Investigate a bit more, check the CCTV footage of outside and realise that the car outside was waiting for the woman and that they’d just pulled up to use our toilet …   so now I don’t feel so guilty about disturbing her . .  well shit me up though I can tell you, though I’d sure she was more shocked then me