Ok there not animals there my mates, but anyone who goes out to celebrate a mates birthday on a Saturday afternoon and then doesn’t return home until Monday morning has got to have the stamina of a large animal of some sort.

It seems after we left on Sunday morning a few of the remaining revelers decided to carry on partying, by partying I mean drinking copious amounts of alcohol and not sleeping . . though I have heard that a couple of them did actually leave a few hours after us, while a few more left at 3am Sunday morning and the remaining 3 left at 12 noon Monday, this while some of us had actually managed a full days sleep and 1/2 a days work.

All I can say is roll on Ash’s next birthday 🙂

As for Ash himself it seems that at some point he collapsed on his kitchen table and fell asleep only to be woken hours later to discover a so called friend had used a plant pot watering sprayer to soak the crutch area of his pants, so it would seem as if he’d pissed himself when he awoke, I’ve seen the photo’s and it does indeed appear as if he’s pissed himself, he never made it into work on Monday night, probably through lack of sleep at a guess . . well Ash serves ya right ya cunt