So Mel’s invited her mates round for a girly night and there  getting pissed downstairs and I can honestly say I’ve never heard a noisier bunch….

Trying to get to sleep, and all i can hear is girly cackles from downstairs . . now if that was me downstairs mel would be moaning about the noise as shes got work at 5am, so we all speak quieter and turn the music down even lower . . . but guess what the minute I moan I get told I’m being a spoilsport . . . wheres the justice in that . .

God I will never ever understand woman !

They really are a totally different kettle of fish when there togeather, it’s like they turn into full grown bully’s and any man thats in sight becomes the target of man-baiting . . you know how its is they ask you what seems like a simple question with a simple answer so you give it and then they suddenly turn on you and ask what do you mean, why say that, how does that answer my question and turn it into a full blown debate, and all the question was “Was what do you think of such and such hair since they had it cut ?” and all you’ve said “Oh yeah its suits them I can see all fo there face now”, and that gets turned into a debate ffs