Joke of the Day

Been a while since I’ve had a Joke of the Day up, but here’s one I found today that made me smile

This Policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.

“I was only going 40!” the driver protested.

“Not according to my radar,” the officer replied.

“Yes, I was!” the man shouted back.

“No you weren’t!” the policeman said, starting to get annoyed. With that, the man’s wife leaned toward the window and said,

“Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he’s been drinking.”

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