He went with his girlfriend’s sister to Harrods and bought a Dainty pair of
white fur lined gloves, the sister bought a pair of Knickers for herself at the
same time.

During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items, The sister got
the gloves and Ron got the knickers, Without checking Ron sealed the package
and sent it to his new girlfriend with the following letter:-
Dear Sasha,

I chose these because i’ve noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out
in the evenings.

If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the long ones with
buttons, but she wears shorter ones which are easier to remove.

These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the
pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled
at all, I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even
though they
were a little bit tight on her.

She also said that the pair rubs her ring which helps keep it clean and shiny,
In fact she hasn’t needed to wash it since she began wearing them, I wish I was
there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will
touch them
before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they
will be naturally a little damp from wearing, Just think how many times my lips
will kiss them during the coming year.

I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love

Ron.