The Robin Hood Pub

Now I don’t think many of you will have ever ventured into the Robin Hood Pub in Stretford recently and if you have you’ll have been fairly lucky to have got out alive, seems that the previous landlady has now left the premise’s and what was a sort of Ok pub to have a drink in if you were desperate and no where was open has now gone down the pan well and truely.

According to a source in the It a Blog! Not a Log! group of friends there was a bloke wondering round last Sunday with his Trousers and underpants round his ankles showing his wares to all and sundry and no one attempted to stop him, well I say no one, there were a few children telling him to put it away . . so where were the barmaids during all this, apparently they just continued serving the few remaining customers beer, probably in the hope they’d get so pissed everyone would think they imagined it.

This is why I generally avoid pubs and stick to bars, at least in bars most people are intelligent enough to either know when to stop drinking to avoid making a fool of the themselves or they actually realise no one comes out on a weekend just to see there winky so why get it out unless you’ve pulled.

I’m hoping now that this has occured at the Robin, the few friend’s I have who still drink there will take my advice and consider drinking in Chorlton with the rest of us, yes that means you Amanda !

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  1. Anything goes in The Robin Hood- as soon as you step through the doors past the polite bouncer-men you’re family. You can stop off for one or stay ’till you fall asleep on one of the couches. Expect a crowd on match days, expect random scrotes who know nothing about football shouting random things at the screens for the England games. United and City fans drink in harmony until Derby-day…obviously (the last Derby saw a mini-riot at 11 o’clock in which various people were beaten silly and the doors and windows were smashed to smithereens). No pretence with the bar-staff- but they are very friendly. Big Bad John and Tom Hanks overly-friendly. Best pub in Stretford.

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